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"3N1AR63 Y0R P3N15!"
"inc.rease you're bus.t!"
"LOxSE THAT ExXxTRA WExIGHT!"
"Theze Drugz R A Muzt!"
"invest in this 570CK!"
"M33T $ingle$ FQR C#t!"
"send nigeria ur m0ney (plz)"
"۩ ßŨ¥ ČĻØŦĤ€§ ƒØ® ¥ØŨ® ČאŦ! ۩"

I fear my computer
  As I would a pox
Every time I see offers
  Within my Inbox.
I really hate how the only mail I ever get is junk mail, the only phone calls I get are telemarketers, the only people who knock on my door are solicitors, and the only e-mail I get is spam. Oy.
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Caeliskami's avatar
Haha, I'm sorry.. but I love this. Its so simple, but so true..